"The choir is ready. They're smiling. Soon they'll be singing." ~President Monson~
"I just found out that Hawaii is the only state that doesn't have rabies. Or pelicans." ~My algebra teacher~
"The ratio of Fatty's circumference to his diameter is FOUR to one!" ~David~
Mom: Your birthday is coming up soon, what do you want? Dad: I want to bury a grain bin. Mom: You want a buried grain bin for your birthday? Dad: No, I want a backhoe so I can bury the grain bin.
"Do you think my Rain-X will work better if I drive faster?" ~Me~
Nick: So do you get all your fiber for the day in one bowl of this cereal? Me: Nope, only 35%. Grandpa LaDuke: "You have to eat the box too."
Mary: Ewww!! What was that in the road? Mom: ...I think it was just a chunk of ice. Mary: I thought it was a seahorse. Mom: I'm pretty sure it wasn't a seahorse. *silence* Mary: Are you sure it wasn't a seahorse? "We're triplets. But she got stuck for a year." ~Ashley~ Kevin: I really can't see you breaking hearts. Me: Ohh, I do. Kevin: I don't believe you. Me: You will soon.
Angelica: Help me Becky...I don't know how to make jello. Me: Boil a cup and a half of water and we'll go from there. Angelica: How much is a cup? "You're like an ogre. I mean an onion." ~Will~
"Are you married yet or something??" ~Ryleigh~
"I can't wait till the resurrection so I can eat whatever I freaking want to!" ~Random guy in the grocery store~
Me: Your chin is sharp. Will: That's why my chin is in my hand. *silence* Me: ...your hand is sharp.
"If I'd been the least bit interested...or if we'd had something in common, it would have been a great first date! ~Client at school~
"Young people work to make money. Old people fill out papers to make money." ~Crazy old lady~ (she then proceeded to cackle loudly and hit my knee)
"Excuse me, why do you like French kissing?" -Courtney~
Good Quotes
"Young men speak of the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future. I am an old man, but tonight I will be speaking about the future." ~Boyd K. Packer~
"Humility is not thinking less of yourself, rather it is not thinking of yourself at all."
"Your future is as bright as your faith." ~Thomas S. Monson~
Julie: Can anyone explain what exactly the Godhead is? Ben: The first presidency of the universe!!!!
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I love these pictures! Great job, Becky. She's adorable.
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