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"A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous."
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Things I Love
- My husband
- Fancy Italian restaurants
- Being on time
- Playing the piano
- Getting mail
- Flowers
- Long car rides
- Roller coasters
- Canoeing
- Good food
- Reading
- Watching movies
- Big blankets
- Camping
- Listening to music
- College
- Flying kites
- Going on dates
- My family
- Getting emails
- Going out to eat
- Being happy
- Going to the beach
- Cuddling
- My friends
- President Monson
- Shoes
- Laughing
- Blogging
- Taking pictures
- Chocolate
- Daydreaming
- Wal-Mart after midnight
- Cooking
- Looking at the temple
- Bright colors
- Holding hands
- Deep conversations
- Sunny days
- Picnics
- Long walks
- Hiking in the woods
- Too-big sweatshirts
- Church
- Ice cream
- Going to the temple
- Dancing in the rain
Funny Quotes
"The choir is ready. They're smiling. Soon they'll be singing."
~President Monson~
"I just found out that Hawaii is the only state that doesn't have rabies. Or pelicans."
~My algebra teacher~
"The ratio of Fatty's circumference to his diameter is FOUR to one!"
~David~
Mom: Your birthday is coming up soon, what do you want?
Dad: I want to bury a grain bin.
Mom: You want a buried grain bin for your birthday?
Dad: No, I want a backhoe so I can bury the grain bin.
"Do you think my Rain-X will work better if I drive faster?"
~Me~
Nick: So do you get all your fiber for the day in one bowl of this cereal?
Me: Nope, only 35%.
Grandpa LaDuke: "You have to eat the box too."
Mary: Ewww!! What was that in the road?
Mom: ...I think it was just a chunk of ice.
Mary: I thought it was a seahorse.
Mom: I'm pretty sure it wasn't a seahorse.
*silence*
Mary: Are you sure it wasn't a seahorse?
"We're triplets. But she got stuck for a year."
~Ashley~
Kevin: I really can't see you breaking hearts.
Me: Ohh, I do.
Kevin: I don't believe you.
Me: You will soon.
Angelica: Help me Becky...I don't know how to make jello.
Me: Boil a cup and a half of water and we'll go from there.
Angelica: How much is a cup?
"You're like an ogre. I mean an onion."
~Will~
"Are you married yet or something??"
~Ryleigh~
"I can't wait till the resurrection so I can eat whatever I freaking want to!"
~Random guy in the grocery store~
Me: Your chin is sharp.
Will: That's why my chin is in my hand.
*silence*
Me: ...your hand is sharp.
"If I'd been the least bit interested...or if we'd had something in common, it would have been a great first date!
~Client at school~
"Young people work to make money. Old people fill out papers to make money."
~Crazy old lady~ (she then proceeded to cackle loudly and hit my knee)
"Excuse me, why do you like French kissing?"
-Courtney~
~President Monson~
"I just found out that Hawaii is the only state that doesn't have rabies. Or pelicans."
~My algebra teacher~
"The ratio of Fatty's circumference to his diameter is FOUR to one!"
~David~
Mom: Your birthday is coming up soon, what do you want?
Dad: I want to bury a grain bin.
Mom: You want a buried grain bin for your birthday?
Dad: No, I want a backhoe so I can bury the grain bin.
"Do you think my Rain-X will work better if I drive faster?"
~Me~
Nick: So do you get all your fiber for the day in one bowl of this cereal?
Me: Nope, only 35%.
Grandpa LaDuke: "You have to eat the box too."
Mary: Ewww!! What was that in the road?
Mom: ...I think it was just a chunk of ice.
Mary: I thought it was a seahorse.
Mom: I'm pretty sure it wasn't a seahorse.
*silence*
Mary: Are you sure it wasn't a seahorse?
"We're triplets. But she got stuck for a year."
~Ashley~
Kevin: I really can't see you breaking hearts.
Me: Ohh, I do.
Kevin: I don't believe you.
Me: You will soon.
Angelica: Help me Becky...I don't know how to make jello.
Me: Boil a cup and a half of water and we'll go from there.
Angelica: How much is a cup?
"You're like an ogre. I mean an onion."
~Will~
"Are you married yet or something??"
~Ryleigh~
"I can't wait till the resurrection so I can eat whatever I freaking want to!"
~Random guy in the grocery store~
Me: Your chin is sharp.
Will: That's why my chin is in my hand.
*silence*
Me: ...your hand is sharp.
"If I'd been the least bit interested...or if we'd had something in common, it would have been a great first date!
~Client at school~
"Young people work to make money. Old people fill out papers to make money."
~Crazy old lady~ (she then proceeded to cackle loudly and hit my knee)
"Excuse me, why do you like French kissing?"
-Courtney~
Good Quotes
"Young men speak of the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future. I am an old man, but tonight I will be speaking about the future."
~Boyd K. Packer~
"Humility is not thinking less of yourself, rather it is not thinking of yourself at all."
"Your future is as bright as your faith."
~Thomas S. Monson~
Julie: Can anyone explain what exactly the Godhead is?
Ben: The first presidency of the universe!!!!
~Boyd K. Packer~
"Humility is not thinking less of yourself, rather it is not thinking of yourself at all."
"Your future is as bright as your faith."
~Thomas S. Monson~
Julie: Can anyone explain what exactly the Godhead is?
Ben: The first presidency of the universe!!!!
1 comment:
I hope they put this on YouTube. It's hysterical!
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