Things you don't want to hear while redoing a house:
Employee at Lowes:
"Back for more?"
Our answer "Always"
Another employee at Lowes:
"You guys almost done?"
Our answer "Just getting started!"
"Ohh, THAT'S what that was hiding..."
*groan* "You guys have a LOT of problems. There is no WAY this is going to fit. Ahhhhh..." *groan* (For the record, with a bit of wood and creativity, it fit)
"Kaylee, NO! Don't eat that! Yucky!!!" (this is the most common one)
"Oh man, we're out of that again??"
"There's a huge hole in the brick..."
"Is that a cockroach or just dirt?"
(Note: I have heard all of these the last two weeks)