"A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous."
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Spontaneous Adventures :)
So on Thursday, my roommates and I decided it would be fun to take a random, spontaneous trip to St. George and Las Vegas. On Friday we went to St. George, not really knowing how to get there but assuming we could follow the signs...which we did, and we got there without any trouble. We went shopping, but no one bought anything except for a little pink pig that Kassidy fell in love with and three pool floaties at the toy store. Yes, we went into 15 stores full of clothes and shoes galore, but we only bought things at the toy store. Go figure. We went swimming and probably had way more fun with our floaties than any 19 or 20 year olds should. We slept at a friend's house there in order to save money, and left the next morning at 6 to drive to Las Vegas. If you're wondering why we went there of all places, we're still wondering too. We don't drink, do drugs, gamble, or other things that people go to Vegas for, nor did we have money to go shopping. So basically we wandered up and down the strip for 6 hours going "Wait, why are we here again?" and looking at things much too expensive for any of us ($2,200 purses). We finally came to the conclusion that the only reason we went was to get pictures and tell people "Oh yeah, we were in Vegas". And then (before all the really crazy weirdos came out) we went home!! It was a good time.
"The choir is ready. They're smiling. Soon they'll be singing." ~President Monson~
"I just found out that Hawaii is the only state that doesn't have rabies. Or pelicans." ~My algebra teacher~
"The ratio of Fatty's circumference to his diameter is FOUR to one!" ~David~
Mom: Your birthday is coming up soon, what do you want? Dad: I want to bury a grain bin. Mom: You want a buried grain bin for your birthday? Dad: No, I want a backhoe so I can bury the grain bin.
"Do you think my Rain-X will work better if I drive faster?" ~Me~
Nick: So do you get all your fiber for the day in one bowl of this cereal? Me: Nope, only 35%. Grandpa LaDuke: "You have to eat the box too."
Mary: Ewww!! What was that in the road? Mom: ...I think it was just a chunk of ice. Mary: I thought it was a seahorse. Mom: I'm pretty sure it wasn't a seahorse. *silence* Mary: Are you sure it wasn't a seahorse? "We're triplets. But she got stuck for a year." ~Ashley~ Kevin: I really can't see you breaking hearts. Me: Ohh, I do. Kevin: I don't believe you. Me: You will soon.
Angelica: Help me Becky...I don't know how to make jello. Me: Boil a cup and a half of water and we'll go from there. Angelica: How much is a cup? "You're like an ogre. I mean an onion." ~Will~
"Are you married yet or something??" ~Ryleigh~
"I can't wait till the resurrection so I can eat whatever I freaking want to!" ~Random guy in the grocery store~
Me: Your chin is sharp. Will: That's why my chin is in my hand. *silence* Me: ...your hand is sharp.
"If I'd been the least bit interested...or if we'd had something in common, it would have been a great first date! ~Client at school~
"Young people work to make money. Old people fill out papers to make money." ~Crazy old lady~ (she then proceeded to cackle loudly and hit my knee)
"Excuse me, why do you like French kissing?" -Courtney~
Good Quotes
"Young men speak of the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future. I am an old man, but tonight I will be speaking about the future." ~Boyd K. Packer~
"Humility is not thinking less of yourself, rather it is not thinking of yourself at all."
"Your future is as bright as your faith." ~Thomas S. Monson~
Julie: Can anyone explain what exactly the Godhead is? Ben: The first presidency of the universe!!!!
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