"A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous."
Friday, July 11, 2008
Almost a Hero
So I tried to donate blood today. Last time I did, which was also my first time, everything went perfectly...except when the needle slipped a little bit after they put it in and caused me horrible pain for about 2 1/2 minutes. But I was done in less than 10 minutes and felt fine. I went today to a little dump of a town 10 miles from my house in a creepy looking gray building (I'm always afraid the nurses are actually vampires, this didn't alleviate my fear at all). After I got inside, they asked me all the dumb questions about my mom being in Mexico, and jammed the needle in my arm. It really didn't hurt at all. Unfortunately, something went wrong and they couldn't get the flow right. A lady who was more experienced in the matter came over to help, and she tried to move the needle to get a better flow, but pulled it out instead. Of course, my arm spurted blood, got everything all messy, and that was the end of it. They were going to try on my other arm, but ran out of time. I'll save lives next time.
"The choir is ready. They're smiling. Soon they'll be singing." ~President Monson~
"I just found out that Hawaii is the only state that doesn't have rabies. Or pelicans." ~My algebra teacher~
"The ratio of Fatty's circumference to his diameter is FOUR to one!" ~David~
Mom: Your birthday is coming up soon, what do you want? Dad: I want to bury a grain bin. Mom: You want a buried grain bin for your birthday? Dad: No, I want a backhoe so I can bury the grain bin.
"Do you think my Rain-X will work better if I drive faster?" ~Me~
Nick: So do you get all your fiber for the day in one bowl of this cereal? Me: Nope, only 35%. Grandpa LaDuke: "You have to eat the box too."
Mary: Ewww!! What was that in the road? Mom: ...I think it was just a chunk of ice. Mary: I thought it was a seahorse. Mom: I'm pretty sure it wasn't a seahorse. *silence* Mary: Are you sure it wasn't a seahorse? "We're triplets. But she got stuck for a year." ~Ashley~ Kevin: I really can't see you breaking hearts. Me: Ohh, I do. Kevin: I don't believe you. Me: You will soon.
Angelica: Help me Becky...I don't know how to make jello. Me: Boil a cup and a half of water and we'll go from there. Angelica: How much is a cup? "You're like an ogre. I mean an onion." ~Will~
"Are you married yet or something??" ~Ryleigh~
"I can't wait till the resurrection so I can eat whatever I freaking want to!" ~Random guy in the grocery store~
Me: Your chin is sharp. Will: That's why my chin is in my hand. *silence* Me: ...your hand is sharp.
"If I'd been the least bit interested...or if we'd had something in common, it would have been a great first date! ~Client at school~
"Young people work to make money. Old people fill out papers to make money." ~Crazy old lady~ (she then proceeded to cackle loudly and hit my knee)
"Excuse me, why do you like French kissing?" -Courtney~
Good Quotes
"Young men speak of the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future. I am an old man, but tonight I will be speaking about the future." ~Boyd K. Packer~
"Humility is not thinking less of yourself, rather it is not thinking of yourself at all."
"Your future is as bright as your faith." ~Thomas S. Monson~
Julie: Can anyone explain what exactly the Godhead is? Ben: The first presidency of the universe!!!!
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