"A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous."
Saturday, April 18, 2009
We did cornrows in school yesterday, and it really hurts to have it done. It also makes me feel like I should either be black or going to girls' camp. It's much more fun to take it out and go hot tubbing!!! My roommate said it would make her week if I went out to the hot tub with my hair this way, so I did. It was pretty funny. :) Everyone stared at me, and then apparently they made fun of me behind my back. It was a good night. Luckily I'm moving in a week and will hopefully never see any of them again! Not that I would really care that much anyway, I would have done it even if I wasn't moving. It was a good time.
"The choir is ready. They're smiling. Soon they'll be singing." ~President Monson~
"I just found out that Hawaii is the only state that doesn't have rabies. Or pelicans." ~My algebra teacher~
"The ratio of Fatty's circumference to his diameter is FOUR to one!" ~David~
Mom: Your birthday is coming up soon, what do you want? Dad: I want to bury a grain bin. Mom: You want a buried grain bin for your birthday? Dad: No, I want a backhoe so I can bury the grain bin.
"Do you think my Rain-X will work better if I drive faster?" ~Me~
Nick: So do you get all your fiber for the day in one bowl of this cereal? Me: Nope, only 35%. Grandpa LaDuke: "You have to eat the box too."
Mary: Ewww!! What was that in the road? Mom: ...I think it was just a chunk of ice. Mary: I thought it was a seahorse. Mom: I'm pretty sure it wasn't a seahorse. *silence* Mary: Are you sure it wasn't a seahorse? "We're triplets. But she got stuck for a year." ~Ashley~ Kevin: I really can't see you breaking hearts. Me: Ohh, I do. Kevin: I don't believe you. Me: You will soon.
Angelica: Help me Becky...I don't know how to make jello. Me: Boil a cup and a half of water and we'll go from there. Angelica: How much is a cup? "You're like an ogre. I mean an onion." ~Will~
"Are you married yet or something??" ~Ryleigh~
"I can't wait till the resurrection so I can eat whatever I freaking want to!" ~Random guy in the grocery store~
Me: Your chin is sharp. Will: That's why my chin is in my hand. *silence* Me: ...your hand is sharp.
"If I'd been the least bit interested...or if we'd had something in common, it would have been a great first date! ~Client at school~
"Young people work to make money. Old people fill out papers to make money." ~Crazy old lady~ (she then proceeded to cackle loudly and hit my knee)
"Excuse me, why do you like French kissing?" -Courtney~
Good Quotes
"Young men speak of the future because they have no past, and old men speak of the past because they have no future. I am an old man, but tonight I will be speaking about the future." ~Boyd K. Packer~
"Humility is not thinking less of yourself, rather it is not thinking of yourself at all."
"Your future is as bright as your faith." ~Thomas S. Monson~
Julie: Can anyone explain what exactly the Godhead is? Ben: The first presidency of the universe!!!!
We did cornrows in school yesterday, and it really hurts to have it done. It also makes me feel like I should either be black or going to girls' camp. It's much more fun to take it out and go hot tubbing!!! My roommate said it would make her week if I went out to the hot tub with my hair this way, so I did. It was pretty funny. :) Everyone stare
d at me, and then apparently they made fun of me behind my back. It was a good night. Luckily I'm moving in a week and will hopefully never see any of them again! Not that I would really care that much anyway, I would have done it even if I wasn't moving. It was a good time.
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